When your bottom touches...

Today I helped at school. I was in Abby's classroom waiting for time to go to the computer lab (somehow I've been labeled the computer expert, which really cracks me up, but so far I've been able to handle the technological needs of the kindergarten teachers!), and all the kids were on the rug. Some of them were talking, and Mrs. S said "When your bottom touches, your mouth hushes." It took everything I had to stifle my laugh - she is such a hoot! Her other favorite saying is "Lips and hips, y'all, lips and hips," which means a finger on your mouth and your other hand on your hip to walk through the halls quietly. But you have to have the right Southern drawl when you say it.